my name is melanie (née blart). i enjoy making mugs. my friends and i have made this podcast and this magazine. i like this album (though i slept on it!). i read this almost every day. i used to be on tinder. i believe in people, and i believe in the internet (though these beliefs are often tested). i also do this here — no wait, sorry — here. i don’t understand time, but i’m trying.

i also love emails.